Harry Potter's the name

SCHWEEEEET!!

They only bug me sometimes

Life's little annoyances, nothing too dramatic but sometimes they just piss the hell out of you:

-Fruit flies seriously...bugger off!
-When you can never get the straps of your backpack to be even
-An itch on your back on the only spot you cannot reach
-Gas (the farting sort)
-Little stickers on apples
-When the stem of a banana peel breaks off before you are able to peel the banana
-People who can't chew with their mouths closed
-Junk mail that sneaks past junk mail finder
-Increases in postage and having to put two .37 stamps for a .39 postage
-Telemarketers
-Spammers
-Hackers
-Never spilling food/drinks on your shirt until you wear a white one
-When English speakers say "turn left, right here"
-Used gum anywhere on you
-Having to pee in the middle of the night
-Papercuts
-Starbucks' size "tall" is the smallest sized cup
-Starbucks' size "grande" is the medium sized cup
-When your shoes turn green after mowing the lawn
-Giving tips why can't people just be genuinely nice, you kiss ass
-Plastic surgery
-Size of room on an airplane we should all get couches or beds
-When you forget to shake a ketchup bottle and all that gooey liquidy shit comes out
-Playing Minesweeper and hitting a mine on the first click
-Playing Minesweeper and almost winning but when down between 2 blocks, you hit the mine

Anything else? I know there are tons more.

I'd like a douche, with extra cheese

Douche moment of the day:

At the carnival, it's always popular to get some chili cheese dogs. At least in my book. So I did. Upon shifting the chili cheese dog from my right to my left hand, it was a bit unstable and the hot dog was about to fly out of my hands. In a hasty rush to save my dog (I love chili cheese hot dogs), I placed my right palm on top of the dog to clasp it between both hands and was left with a right palm full of cheese.

It was messy. But nothing felt as good as finishing the rest of my chili cheese dog (which I almost puked back out on the Ring of Fire). Mmmm.

Sir Joseph Heller said so

Catch-22 of the day:

Due to lack of sleep, delving into a large gulp of coffee while having to sneeze. I felt the sneeze coming on so I spit all my coffee in my mouth back into the cup but wasn't fast enough, cause then I turned my head to sneeze into my hand and the leftover coffee in my mouth came squirting into my hand and wherever else it deflected off my palm. Disgusting but kinda cool in a way.

Deuce Deuce, Dos Dos, Dois Dois, Two Two

It is 12:11am. I am 22 years old now. I have a final exam tomorrow. So I think I will mini-celebrate with a Corona before bed.

La cerveza mas finnnnnaaaaa!!

Cheers!

150 years ago, a legend was born

Today is my dear mother's birthday. She is 1 year shy of her golden 50th. Next year will be a blast.

Today also marks the 150th birthday of the would-be-150-had-he-not-died-from-smoking-so-damn-much-but-he'd-be-150-so-that'd-be-crazy-if-he-was-still-alive [perverted, as many like to think he was] Father of Psychoanalysis/Psychodynamics, Mr. Sigmund Freud.

A round of applause for these two wonderful creatures, please.

Thank you.

Post numero uno

Hello Blogger.com,

Thank you for having me. I will be graduating from my undergraduate career and am excited to leave the asian domination world of Xanga to join your cult instead. I hope I am able to contribute to this godly world of blog usage in such a way that speaks volumes about my insecurities, doubts, humility, stupidity, and self-loathing loneliness.

I look forward to our life together.

Sincerely,
Amy